At one point or another, we have all had a roommate or two. We understand how hard and frustrating it is to not have a space of your own; you can’t always do as you please when you are living with other people. That being said, your sex life should not have to suffer simply because you are not at the point in your life where you are willing/able to live alone yet. Phone sex can be a great way to get a little frisky and release some of that tension that has built up at work, either with a stranger or someone you are in a committed relationship with…or with anybody in between! However, having your roommates hear you dirty talking someone’s ear off until they orgasm is probably not the best way to keep the peace within your home. So how can you still get yours while respecting that there are other bodies present within the home?
SCHEDULE’S ARE STUPENDOUS
The majority of sentient beings enjoy consensual sex; just go to the dog park and watch how many dogs are going at it without shame. There should be zero shame surrounding your sexuality and the expression of said sexuality. You are an adult. You are allowed to ask for some time for yourself. In exchange, when your roommate wants a little bit of time, all you have to do is be courteous. Open your mouth, say what you need, when you need it, and put that shit on a schedule for the house.
PHONE SEX TEXT
Phone sex is definitely superior to sexting, but if your roommates have their friends over and it seems like a little bit too much to pick up that phone and engage in dirty talk, switch it over to sexting. There is nothing wrong with a sext or two every now and again. At least this way, you can re-read the conversation if you need a little midnight magic.
Don’t forget that this gives you the space to add in a spicy photo or two if that’s your speed.
LET IT PLAY OUT
This one can be a little bit….dangerous, but boy is it fun! Instead of fighting against the tide, why not go with it? Use your roommate clunking around in the kitchen as ammo toward the story you are setting up for your sexy session. Maybe you’re a dirty girl or boy and you need to take a bath – not only will this allow for more role-play opportunities, but you can also use other noises, (like the bathwater,) to offset any noises you may be making. If you are really in a bind, you can always venture out into your car and have some fun in there.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER